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Come on folks ... Add a few jokes of your own ....

A burglar broke into a home. He heard a soft voice say, "Jesus is watching you". Thinking it was just his imagination, he continued his search. Again he hear's "Jesus is watching you". He turned his flashlight around, saw a parrot in a cage. He asked the parrot if he was the one talking. The parrot said yes. He asked the parrot his name the parrot said, "Moses." The burglar asked, "What kind of people would name a parrot Moses?" The parrot says.."The same kind of people who would name their pit bull Jesus".

Ross

A convict breaks in to a house & ties up the husband & his wife.
He jumps on the wife, kisses her ear, then runs to the bathroom...

The husband whispers to his wife "Satisfy him, or he'll kill us. I saw the way he kissed u, just be strong, I love you!"..

The wife replies "He didn't kiss me, he whispered in my ear he's gay, horny & looking for vaseline. I told him its in the bathroom. Lets see who's fuckin strong now ye wanker !!!!! ....

(sorry bout the language) but all in good faith :lol: :lol:

Ross

Little patrick asked 4 a bike 4 his birthday. His dad said " we'd get you one but our mortgage is £80,000 and your mum has lost her job." Next day patrick walked out with his suitcase packed, his dad asks "where u going son? " Patrick replied " I walked past your room last night & heard u tell mum u were pullin out, then I heard mum tell u 2 wait coz she was comin too. I'm not stayin here on my own with an £80,000 mortgage & no fuckin bike

Ross :lol: