STOP PRESS!!!

[theoldgit]

STOP PRESS;;;A daring day light raid took place in the east of england early today the theives made off with three jaffa cakes that were left unattended on a coffee table,eye wittness reports state that the gang leader was white and english his identity was hidden by a brindle eye patch he was of stocky build, his accomplice is described as being a slightly built female with a small tufty beard,any information about this incident is of no interest to any one at all.........if you find your self reading this report welcome to the forum,join in it can be fun...........................if you have any concerns raised in this posting ,dont have nightmares,just keep you jaffa cakes in a tin on a high shelf

[mickey]

lol i rekon the discription fits bullseye to the bill and his little brearded mate is actually a female A.k.A ferret well thats what they call her on the mean streets of norfok dont be fooled i have meet this pear befor they will hold u down and lick u to death in seconds i hope u get ur cakes back safe and sound mate

[Diamond Kartel]

aaaaarrrrggg liddle monsters, only accept the Jaffa cakes if they come back in one piece! lolol

[theoldgit]

UPDATE:the stolen articles have now been returned to me by forensics[stool dept]........any one for jaffa cakes??I thought not

[Bullseye]

UPDATE:the stolen articles have now been returned to me by forensics[stool dept]........any one for jaffa cakes??I thought not

errr te he........... I think I'll pass.... nice of you to offer though!